Game of Thrones fans looking for plot hints or spoilers in the show’s episode descriptions will be met with frustration, as the entries are pretty nondescript.
Here’s how they read:
Episode #61: “Dragonstone” Jon (Kit Harington) organizes the defense of the North. Cersei (Lena Headey) tries to even the odds. Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) comes home. Written for television by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by Jeremy Podeswa.
Episode #62: “Stormborn” Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) receives an unexpected visitor. Jon (Kit Harington) faces a revolt. Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) plans the conquest of Westeros. Written for television by Bryan Cogman; directed by Mark Mylod.
Episode #63: “The Queen’s Justice” Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) holds court. Cersei (Lena Headey) returns a gift. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) learns from his mistakes. Written for television by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by Mark Mylod.
FANDOM decided to have a little fun with these descriptions and turn them into Madlib-style puzzles.
One humorous take could be:
Jon organizes the bearded, unshowered, and undoubtedly smelly men of the North. Cersei tries to even the bumpy streets of Kings Landing that were scorched by wildfire. Daenerys finally makes it to Westeros after the longest, most circuitous journey home.
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Game of Thrones returns to HBO on July 16, 2017.