The Season 7 premiere of Game of Thrones is just over a week out and some fans are clamoring for anything that gives reveals plot hints.
They’ve already watched and rewatched the Season 7 trailer and read FANDOM’s prediction piece.
Game of Thrones fans looking for plot hints or spoilers in the show’s episode descriptions will be met with frustration, as the entries are pretty nondescript.
Here’s how they read:
Episode #61: “Dragonstone” Jon (Kit Harington) organizes the defense of the North. Cersei (Lena Headey) tries to even the odds. Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) comes home. Written for television by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by Jeremy Podeswa.
Episode #62: “Stormborn” Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) receives an unexpected visitor. Jon (Kit Harington) faces a revolt. Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) plans the conquest of Westeros. Written for television by Bryan Cogman; directed by Mark Mylod.
Episode #63: “The Queen’s Justice” Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) holds court. Cersei (Lena Headey) returns a gift. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) learns from his mistakes. Written for television by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by Mark Mylod.
Nothing too revealing, right? At least we know that Cersei doesn’t die in the first three episodes (will her brother/lover Jaime take her life this season?).
FANDOM decided to have a little fun with these descriptions and turn them into Madlib-style puzzles.
One humorous take could be:
Jon organizes the bearded, unshowered, and undoubtedly smelly men of the North. Cersei tries to even the bumpy streets of Kings Landing that were scorched by wildfire. Daenerys finally makes it to Westeros after the longest, most circuitous journey home.
Share your own original descriptions over on FANDOM’s Facebook page. What do you think will unfold?
Game of Thrones returns to HBO on July 16, 2017.
