Bang, Marry, Kill: The ‘Game of Thrones’ Edition!

Jamie Freedman
Game of Thrones TV
Game of Thrones TV

Since we’re patiently waiting for Sunday’s Season 7 of Game of Thrones, let’s play everyone’s favorite classic party game!

Take your pick of the remaining living characters. From each grouping of three, pick which character you’d like to bang, marry or kill. Do not pick the same character for more than one of these options!

Get ready! Get set! Pick which characters you wanna wed, get down and dirty with, or get rid of completely!


Do you think Jorah is incredibly hot or incredibly annoying? His devotion to Daenerys could be seen either way. And would you rather side with Littlefinger or get rid of him? As Sansa has found, he does come in useful when he’s not conniving against you, so you might as well officially partner with him and get married.

The Night King would make you a powerful spouse, but you’d be turning to the Dark Side. Maybe you’re the sort of person who would be into that! Some may find those crystal blue eyes sexy!

And why not call out some of the hotties you might not have thought about, like Yara Greyjoy. But choosing between her, Arya and Daenerys might be difficult. Brienne of Tarth is a hard one, especially considering how hard she’d be to take down if you were forced to put her in the kill slot.

Remember that only living characters are included in this game, as much as we’d like to include the gorgeous Khal Drogo and Oberyn Martell into the mix, they are off the table. Sorry about that. We are definitely bummed King Joffrey can’t be included, he would be a “kill” for sure.

Did we leave out your favorite to bang or kill? Let us know on Facebook or twitter at @getfandom.

Catch the first episode of Game of Thrones Season 7 on HBO, Sunday, July 16th.

Jamie Freedman
Love of The Beatles, Palestrina, Sharon Jones, Black Mirror, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and Game of Thrones.
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