‘Drag Race All Stars’: Winner Gets Sweet Revenge in Elimination Shocker

Adam Salandra
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Spoiler alert: This post contains spoilers from Episode 3 of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3. Proceed with caution.

It was a reality show mash-up on tonight’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars when the queens performed a parody version of The Bachelor, appropriately titled The Bitchelor.

And in a surprise elimination, a fight at the beginning in which Milk said she would have sent Kennedy home over Thorgy Thor ultimately led to the Dairy Queen’s downfall. But let’s start at the beginning, shall we?

RuPaul assigned each contestant a partner and a character trait to improvise in the challenge. The queens then performed in scenes that take place each season on The Bachelor — coming out of the limo for the first time, two-on-one dates with the bachelor (played here by Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman), and a rose ceremony. But in this case, it was eggplants that were given out. Naturally.

BenDeLaCreme and Bebe were partnered up, and DeLa once again proved to be an unstoppable force while delivering a spot-on performance and perfect look as The Cougar. Bebe’s work as The Virgin came off a little dull and underwhelming, but not horrible.

Trixie (The Fake Bitch) and Milk (The Psycho Stalker) proved to not be a match made in heaven while filming their date. Milk screamed and interrupted Trixie the entire time, bulldozing the scene and arguably ruining her partner’s chances of winning the challenge. (You know, cause she wasn’t able to get more than two words in at a time.)

While Aja really missed the boat as The Needy Girl — serving more whiny crybaby than insecure — her partner, Kennedy, stole the show as The Party Girl. From the fake teeth to the giant fake boobs and booty, Kennedy served us a Niecy Nash character better than Niecy herself. A great redemption after being in the bottom last week, and sweet revenge after Milk’s negative comments.

ChiChi and Shangela played a polyamorous couple in the challenge and Miss DeVayne struggled to keep up with the other All Stars. The Bayou Queen got in her head after comparing herself to the other girls and gave a weak performance once again.

This week’s runway theme was Wigs on Wigs on Wigs in a tribute to Roxxxy Andrews’ famous lip-sync wig reveal from Season 5. Everyone turned it out for the most part but ultimately it was Milk, Aja, and ChiChi (for the third week in a row!) in the bottom and Kennedy and BenDeLaCreme (for the third week in a row!) at the top.

Kennedy’s lip sync to Lorde’s “Green Light” criminally featured none of her amazing dance moves, but ultimately gave her a win. After explaining that she was taking everything that happens “on and off screen” into consideration, she eliminated Milk from the game.

Milk lost her fan-favorite status this season by appearing more cocky than confident, but she really wasn’t wrong when she said it didn’t feel like it was her time to go. But, no crying over spilled Milk (she’ll be doing more than enough crying for us all anyway). We must charge forward and next week is the Snatch Game! See you then!!

Adam Salandra
Adam Salandra is an Entertainment Editor for FANDOM. When he's not covering the latest in pop culture, you can find him playing with his French Bulldog pup or hovering over the table of food at any social gathering.