We’re pretty sure Deadpool didn’t make Santa’s “Nice” list, but you can’t blame an antihero for trying. On Day Four of #12DaysofDeadpool, Empire Magazine has released the very ambitious Christmas list from that other jolly guy in a red suit. The items range from practical to outrageous; but really, who wouldn’t want Betty White’s personal phone number?

Via @empiremagazine
Via @empiremagazine

 

ICYMI, here are the treats from Days One through Three:

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See more of Deadpool’s planned holiday cheer here: