Who cares about Star Wars: The Last Jedi, Blade Runner 2049, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Justice League, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, or Alien: Covenant? The real cinematic touchstone of 2017 has arrived. My Little Pony has given us an announcement trailer and it will change everything you think you know about film and the meaning of existence. Gaze into it and know the secrets of the universe.